Why The Donald will win the election

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  • Source: The Jongleur
  • 12/14/2020
Question for you. What irritates you more: Donald Trump calling the leader of Ukraine or that new toilet of yours that doesn't remove the waste or the odor? Me, too. At his rally in Milwaukee the other night, President Trump addressed the federal regulations that irritate Americans everyday. Watch: https://youtu.be/c5x2iqo-ZdI I found an article about this in Business Insider by a young reporter named Sinéad Baker, who is based in London. She is a perfect example of how the press, and The Left, have no clue about Trump supporters. Her piece is a sarcastic comment on Trump's "rambling rant." I ask you to supply your own opinion of his remarks.

He said to cheers from the crowd: "I'm also approving new dishwashers that give you more water so you can actually wash and rinse your dishes without having to do it 10 times — four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

"Anybody have a new dishwasher? I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry for that. It's worthless. They give you so little water. You ever see it? Air comes out. So little water."

He claimed that people were forced to take plates out and wash them "the old-fashioned way."

Then he turned to toilets and lightbulbs.

Trump also expressed frustration with "the new lightbulb," saying it "costs you five times as much, and it makes you look orange. "Trump has previously attacked lightbulbs designed to be more efficient. He rolled back Obama-era standards on energy-saving lightbulbs in December, stopping a phasing out of older incandescent bulbs.

I don't know about you, but when they banned incandescents I started stockpiling them. I know other people who did as well. Watch the whole thing, starting at the 58-minute mark, here. Entertainment at its finest.

~ Certes

"We live in an age in which it is no longer possible to be funny. There is nothing you can imagine, no matter how ludicrous, that will not promptly be enacted before your very eyes, probably by someone well known."
~ Malcolm Muggeridge

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