Top 10 Reasons I Know We're Doomed

Top 10 Reasons I Know We're Doomed:

10. Men Are Dominating "Women of the Year" Lists

 9. Oldest working drag queen dead at 92
 

 8. NFL to allow players to wear No. 0 among uniform rule changes

 7. Nope, Stonehenge Isn't an Ancient Calendar After All, Scientists Say

 6. King Charles ‘Paralyzed By Fear’ About Harry And Megan Attending Coronation

 5. SHOCK CLAIM: Humans will achieve immortality in eight years!
 

 4. First ever case of human being struck down by killer plant fungus

 3. Missing porcupine Brain returns to zoo, Pinky still missing

 2. 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science

And the No. 1 reason I know we're doomed:

1. Joe Biden Gets Lost Again After Speech at Semiconductor Plant
 

~ Eindride
 

"We live in an age in which it is no longer possible to be funny. There is nothing you can imagine, no matter how ludicrous, that will not promptly be enacted before your very eyes, probably by someone well known."
~ Malcolm Muggeridge

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