Remember: They're all mad

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
~ Mark Twain

Here's what Twain means.

People Among Us Identify as Aliens: Inside The 'Starseed' Phenomenon. It might sound a little crazy but an internet search for the term brings up over 4 million results and there are scores of people posting videos on TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook who believe they originate from another world. Indeed, content with the term #starseed has over 1 billion views on TikTok.

Pentagon officials suggest alien mothership in our solar system could send mini probes to Earth. Pentagon officials said in a draft document last week that aliens could be visiting our solar system and releasing smaller probes like missions conducted by NASA when studying other planets.

Oklahoma Man Out on Early Release Commits Triple Homicide — Murders Woman, Cooks Her Heart, Tries to Feed it to Relatives — Including Four-Year-Old Child. Lawrence Paul Anderson, 44, had only been out of prison for one month at the time of the murders. He was serving a 20-year prison sentence for drug crimes when Governor Kevin Stitt commuted his sentence at the recommendation of the Pardon and Parole Board.

Gwyneth Paltrow reveals rectal ozone therapy is the weirdest wellness trend she's tried. "I have used ozone therapy, rectally. Can I say that? It’s pretty weird," she said during an episode of "The Art of Being Well." "It’s pretty weird, yeah. But it’s been very helpful."

Loyola U. Prof: Neatly Organized Pantries Are Rooted in Racism, Sexist. A Loyola University professor is claiming that organized pantries are rooted in “racist and sexist social structures,” and that the new so-called “pantry porn” trend, in which people show off their “neatly aligned glass spice jars tagged with printed white labels” and “wicker baskets filled with packages of pasta, crackers and snacks,” has become a status symbol for white women.

The IRS Reminds Thieves That They Have to Pay Taxes on Stolen Property.  “If you steal property, you must report its FMV (Fair Market Value) in your income in the year you steal it, unless in the same year you return it to its rightful owner,” the rule reads. The same rule applies to bribery, drug deals and other income-earning crimes.

Minnesota Woodshop Bans White People From Nordic Spoon-Carving Class. THE CLASS IS FOR FOLKS IDENTIFYING AS PEOPLE OF COLOR, please do not register if you are a white-bodied person.

Democrat Gov. Hochul Legalizes Composting Human Remains in New York. The process takes 60 days and works by placing a person’s remains in a vessel and filling it with a mix of wood chips, alfalfa, and straw.

Dagmar
 

"We live in an age in which it is no longer possible to be funny. There is nothing you can imagine, no matter how ludicrous, that will not promptly be enacted before your very eyes, probably by someone well known."
~ Malcolm Muggeridge

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