The Donald just won with a flush

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  • Source: The Jongleur
  • 12/14/2020
trump brush We renovated our bathrooms a few years ago, and of course we installed new toilets. They don't work. They don't remove the waste or the smell. I ended up buying an expensive plunger, lots of air freshener, and toilet bowl cleaning agents, and we're had to have the plumber to a lot of investigating. These toilets are designed to save the planet by reducing the amount of water used to flush from four to 1.6 gallons. That's not enough. So we flush two or three times, thereby not saving any water at all. Last week The Donald said the EPA will be reviewing this rule from the 90s mandating low-flow toilets. And showers and faucets that restrict the flow of water.

“People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. They end up using more water,we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms. We’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms. You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water.”

He was widely criticized by the people who are have been busy accusing him of treason and trying to impeach him. Americans don't care about impeachment. But everyday they have to use a toilet and wash clothes and wash dishes and take a shower. And they know what's not coming out of their plumbing. The Donald is should have his own bowl game, the winner of which will take home the Trump Trophy. So much winning.

~ via Corbie Messenger

"We live in an age in which it is no longer possible to be funny. There is nothing you can imagine, no matter how ludicrous, that will not promptly be enacted before your very eyes, probably by someone well known."
~ Malcolm Muggeridge

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