Oh look, a UFO!

The government now calls UFOs “unexplained anomalous phenomena.” ~ The Atlantic
 

Have you noticed how Donald Trump is indicted on the same day as, or the day after, bad legal news emerges about President Joe Biden and his family?

Watching the DOJ, the CIA said, Here, hold my beer.

The CIA has a well-documented history of planting fake “UFO stories” when they want to distract the public, according to Revolver News.

On the day that Hunter Biden was scheduled to go to court, the U.S. government conveniently decided to hold a big congressional extravaganza on UFOs, complete with sketchy “whistleblowers” who claim the government is hiding dead aliens.

The CIA used this very tactic in Guatemala, of all places.  Back in 1997, they admitted to lying to the American people about UFOs during the Cold War. From The New York Times: In the darkest days of the cold war, the military lied to the American public about the true nature of many unidentified flying objects in an effort to hide its growing fleets of spy planes, a Central Intelligence Agency study says.

Well, government needs to be fun.

~ Colquhoun
 

"We live in an age in which it is no longer possible to be funny. There is nothing you can imagine, no matter how ludicrous, that will not promptly be enacted before your very eyes, probably by someone well known."
~ Malcolm Muggeridge

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