Crazy Years: Stay on the ladder, you can vote

The AP is advising reporters to avoid using the terms “crazy/crazed, nuts or deranged.”

~ World News Daily

You can’t say “crazy” because we’re supposed to pretend all this is normal:

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The Red Ripper – Nestle’s new spokesperson.

Doctors Say Man Who Died After Falling off 10-Foot Ladder Actually Killed by COVID

Nestlé rebrands a popular candy so it’s no longer “racist,” decides instead to name it after monstrous serial killer/rapist

Firefighters rescue three men trapped in a tumble dryer

Oregon Grants COVID Relief Funds to Strippers, Lap Dancers, Hookers ‘Who Are Falling Through the Cracks’

There’s an Online Community Made For People Who Enjoy Making Hats For Snakes

Biden coronavirus advisory board member said living past 75 has virtually no value

In Philadelphia, people celebrated Biden’s victory by ritualistically kicking a weird pylon thing that had a picture of Trump on it because that’s totally what normal people do.

Michigan Attorney General Pleads With Public to Stop Telling Her Staff to Shove Sharpies Up Their Butts

Costco Cans Coconut Milk Over the Forced Employment of Manacled Monkeys

109 Michigan Ballots Were Sent to an Insane Asylum, 1 Apparently Voted

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Crazy Years: Stay out of the sugar bowl

Diets high in sugar may increase a person’s risk for developing attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, bipolar disorder and aggressive behaviors. ~ Evolution and Human Behavior

Lots of sugar lovers out there.

clownOregon’s Public Health Authority Announces Covid Deaths While Dressed as a Clown

Tampax sparks firestorm for tweet that ‘not all people with periods are women’

Canadian dude, upset that beauticians were not forced to wax his junk, files new human rights complaint for beauty-pageant rejection

Televangelist Pat Robertson predicts Trump will win election, followed by global war, asteroid strike

Important: There are now bacon-scented masks

Ohio State Professor Apologizes for ‘Hurt, Sadness, Frustration, Fatigue, Exhaustion and Pain’ Caused By Pro-Football Article

Lady hanging out car window cussing out and flipping off Trump supporters promptly crashes car in front of police

 

~ Ascalaphus

Crazy Years: Hug a cow, hire a thief

“Researchers at large hadron collider are confident to make contact with parallel universe in days.” ~ Science World

You knew it, right? More evidence:

cowPeople are now hugging cows to get through Covid-19

Don’t sanitize or microwave your mail-in ballot, voting officials warn

Austin Hires Thief For Library, Shocked He Keeps Stealing

Soccer mom turns to Satanism because of Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death

Seattle pays ex-pimp $150,000 to offer ‘alternatives to policing’

German soccer team practices social distancing during game, loses 37-0

Massachusetts women’s college describes itself as “a women’s college that is gender diverse”

Looting a powerful tool to bring about real, lasting change in society, California D.A. says

And here is this week’s abandone insane asylum: The infamous Pennhurst State School & Hospital for the ‘Feeble Minded’ – closed after a century of abuses, inhumane conditions and patient neglect.insane

~ Cleombrotos

Of course it’s fake, snap the ball

fansAs with everything else these days, America’s passtime has crossed into the Land of Oz.

NFL games begin with a fake national anthem. Fake spectators in the stands don’t care, but we can still hear their fake cheering.

As the players begin their fake punts, fake field goal attempts, fake hard counts, and fake passes, cute sideline reporters with fake blonde hair offer fake insights.

At home, mindless fans in their fake jerseys play with their fake teams whle chowing down on fake food.

During breaks serious looking talking heads breathlessly spew fake news. The news happens in Washington DC, where  the Pro Football Network asks: “Is the Washington Football Team for real in 2020?”

Any wonder we’re suffering massive cognitive dissonance?

~ Amfelisia

Crazy Years: Vikings, Shampoo, Chicken Wings

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“Doctors across the globe are reporting that their patients with severe cases of COVID-19 are left confused, sometimes delirious or exhibiting signs of an altered mental state.” ~ ABC News

Maybe that explains it. Maybe not. Whatever:

Ancient Viking warrior given a hero’s burial may have actually been ‘transgender, non-binary or gender fluid’, researchers say

What would we do without researchers?

NY Dems push for law mandating 500 hours of training for ‘shampoo assistants’

Rinse. Repeat.

Too Woke: CNN Avoids Saying ‘Women’, Instead Says ‘Individuals With a Cervix’

TMI.
Hystericalectomy: Yes, “Trans” People Are Crazy

So’s your momma.

New From Teen Vogue: Sleep Is Systemically Racist

Wake me when it’s over.

Cuomo’s COVID Power Grab Goes Off the Rails as He Declares Chicken Wings Aren’t a Meal

Then I’ll have a bagel.

Burger King: We’re Changing Our Cows’ Diet: ‘Cow Farts And Burps Are No Laughing Matter’

No? Pull my thumb.

~ Apollyon

Unshakable belief in something that isn’t true

Questions: Do the Democrats really believe what they say? Do they really think we’ll believe them?

Barack Obama will serve as an example. In his speech at the DNC Obama scolded President Trump for demeaning the military by using them for political purposes. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, he said, “understand that in this democracy, the commander in chief doesn’t use the men and women of our military, who are willing to risk everything to protect our nation, as political props.”

Oh? What does this photo mean?

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Or this.

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“Delusional disorder,” according to WebMD, “is a type of serious mental illness called a psychotic disorder. People who have it can’t tell what’s real from what is imagined. Delusions are the main symptom of delusional disorder. They’re unshakable beliefs in something that isn’t true or based on reality.”

Julie Kelly is direct:

Somebody call a doctor. The Democratic Party is not well. Joe Biden is neither mentally nor physically healthy enough to run the country, yet the party remains in denial.

They have one hallucination after another. For three years, Democrats rocked back and forth wrapped in a collusion straightjacket mumbling about the Russians(!) and lighting candles for Special Counsel Robert Mueller. One Democratic leader made up phone conversations between Trump and the Ukrainian president; one presidential candidate pretends to be Native American. Now, metal mailboxes disappear before their very eyes.

The whole of the Democratic Party should be in a rubber room not anywhere near the levers of power. The only cure for what ails the Democratic Party is for voters to turn them out of office so they get the nice long rehab they need. As Trump said Thursday about the opposition party, “There was a certain sense of sanity 4 years ago. These people are insane.” He is correct.

I can’t decide if they believe their delusions or they’re just funnin’ us.

~ Heteroclite

This time the world really is coming to an end

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Poll: Amid COVID-19, Americans don’t care about climate change anymore. ~ Fortune

Let me just remind ou how bad it really is out there.

There. It’s settled science. Prepare to die.

~ Zoonosis

Here’s why you’re going crazy

asylumHow can anyone stay sane with this going on out there?

Op-Ed: Is Medical Waste … Racist?

The Unintentional Racism Found in Traffic Signals

‘Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky’ – do cities have to be so sexist?